I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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