Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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