Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it's not cheating when I paid for it
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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