i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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