So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
my sisters under your porch take her home
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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