have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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