I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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