Me too!
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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