I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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