the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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