So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
home. puking in laundry basket.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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