Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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