I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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