dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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