i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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