Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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