I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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