You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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