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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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