found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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