i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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