is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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