Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
