Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
