love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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