Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
do nipples grow back?
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