He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You took a bar mat shot.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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