Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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