And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Do plants get herpes?
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