words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I need water and some morals
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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