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he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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