idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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