if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Where is the hickey?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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