If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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