What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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