I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
