Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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