somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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