Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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