i don't plan on having that self control this summer
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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