your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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