I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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