As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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