the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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