He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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