i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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