it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Did I show you my penis last night?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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