I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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