FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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