Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Your shirt... Was in my pants
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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