This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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