what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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