So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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