Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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