hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
