How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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